About Us

Unique Kink is the brainchild of E.  We decided to take our show on the road in 2016, and a year later, we patented our Unique Kink line of interchangeable impact implements. In January 2019, we moved from a small garage in Birmingham, Alabama to a full shop. Covid Sucked. But we are still here and coming back strong!

Our Mission

Our mission is simple: To be the premier impact toy maker on the market.  Our patented interchangeable system will give you a smaller toy bag, a smooth transition between toys, and an affordable way to add to your collection.  We are always looking for ways to expand our toy line.

Our Guarantee

If you receive one of our toys and do not love it, we will remake it until you do.

 

If you break one of our toys, through any inconceivably conceivable means, we will rebuild it until you cannot. 

If you light it on fire, leave it in the pool or otherwise destroy it's integrity through non playful ways, you fucked up and should buy another one. 

Obviously, there are some limitations to these guarantees. We can not exchange used heads for another head (like a bull for a deer) .  If we need to add a lot more falls to your head, there may be a charge. But we will do everything that we can to make sure that you love what you get and it lasts a lifetime.  See our mission above.

Demos and Presentations

We don’t just make kinky toys, we play with them!  If you would like us to do a demo or presentation on any type of toy that we make, please let us know. 

 

Contact us at sales@uniquekink.com or call 205-266-0075 if you are looking for a vendor for your event, a presenter, or both.